Wish Corruptor

[Lindsay]

Now you have all the mud pancakes you can eat!

I wish there was enough time in the day to do everything I need to do.

[RejectSoul]

Yeah, you have enough time in the day to do everything you do, but time turners are terribly tricky things, aren't they? You wind up messing up something, and it results in a catastrophic accident. Or not (you aren't sure of anything anymore, oops).

I wish I was a seeker!

[Skyye]

You are a seeker but because of a curse/illness you're not allowed to play anymore.

I wish I was drinking hot cocoa with whipped cream and marshmallows on top!

[RejectSoul]

You're drinking hot cocoa with whipped cream and marshmallows on top... with a frog floating around in it.

I wish I had a castle!

[Rhynn]

You have a castle, but it's a tiny one made of toothpicks, too small for even a fly to live in.

I wish my laundry did itself.

[RejectSoul]

Your laundry does itself... horribly. You're not entirely sure if it's yours, what with all the bleeding colours...

I wish I had a pet dog.

[FallenAngel101]

You have a dog, but it gets sicks a lot and is very expensive with it's brand of food that helps it.

I wish I had a pet butterfly.

[Skyye]

You have a pet butterfly but it was accidentally swatted by someone else.

I wish I had a bicycle.

[georgexu94]

Granted. It is wired in to a broken generator though, so you cannot go out with it and you cannot generate electricity with it because the generator is broken. Bummer. It would have been nice if you can create electricity by riding the bike.

I wish for more galleons.

[Rhynn]

You have more Galleons... ships. Have fun with your armada.

I wish I had food right now.