Wish Corruptor

[Lindsay]

Has anyone played Wish Corruptor on any other forums? I think it could be fun here...

So you grant the wish of the previous poster, but somehow corrupt it to make it undesirable.
Example:
Person 1: I wish I had a million bucks.
Person 2: Your wish has been granted, and one million male deer will arrive in your yard shortly.

Then after you corrupt the previous poster's wish, make your own wish for the next poster to corrupt!

I'll start us off...

I wish I had a Cloak of Invisibilty.

[Rhynn]

You have a cloak of invisibility, but it had a Permanent Sticking Charm on it, so good luck taking it off!

I wish I had chips!

[HazelMagic]

You get chips, but they are wood chips, which are less yum.

I wish I had a longer holiday

[Skyye]

You had a longer holiday but you lost your home and all belongings in the process..

I wish I have the power to shapeshift into any animal I want.

[Lindsay]

You have the power to shapeshift into an animal of your choosing, however you do not have the power to shift back into a human.

I'm thirsty; I wish for something to drink.

[Skyye]

You get something to drink but it's a potion that will make you thirsty forever!

I wish for a lifetime supply of freshly baked chocolate brownies!

[Rhynn]

You get the lifetime supply... but have to go pick it up on the moon yourself.

I wish I already knew all the recipes at work!

[Lindsay]

Now you know all the recipes, and you are forced to make each and every one by yourself every single day.

I wish I could get enough sleep!

[Sapphire]

You get enough sleep, but as a result end up late for everything in a morning.

I wish I had all the books I wanted!

[Rhynn]

You have them all, but no place to put them, so they have to stay outside in the rain.

I wish I had pancakes right now